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Post by Shiona on Sept 19, 2010 1:43:08 GMT -5
In the beginning a pig died, and was buried, beneath the tree. Soon it began to rise from the incredible stench of its grave. Reborn as a three-legged chicken that tasted like rotten oranges from the haunted Wal-Mart! Because of this, the chicken did a barrel roll in the aisles. Meanwhile, in Japan ducks were plotting the assassination of King Abraham Lincoln, infamous for abolishing stovepipe hats and rainbow flavored sherbet. The pig-chicken responded with a round-house kick like Chuck Norris but the ducks attacked with quacks and knives . The ninja turtles and Master Splinter hid the pizzas from the evil orange squirrels from Omicron Persei 8 who decided they needed to rid themselves of several brightly colored rabbits. Suddenly, a bearded lady came and began to sing whimsical tunes about my lovely coconuts sitting in a bastion of power and considerable hollowness. Would you consider, should this happen, what would become of the monkey who juggled pies? No? Oh... okay...
Now that we have the story of this wonderful battle between good and the culmination of all things utterly pointless, let's move on. Next we present a peculiar tale of children's card games and people breaking the rules because of ridiculous hairstyles. Hey, wait up! Where the hell did I put
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Post by Feather on Sept 19, 2010 23:40:57 GMT -5
In the beginning a pig died, and was buried, beneath the tree. Soon it began to rise from the incredible stench of its grave. Reborn as a three-legged chicken that tasted like rotten oranges from the haunted Wal-Mart! Because of this, the chicken did a barrel roll in the aisles. Meanwhile, in Japan ducks were plotting the assassination of King Abraham Lincoln, infamous for abolishing stovepipe hats and rainbow flavored sherbet. The pig-chicken responded with a round-house kick like Chuck Norris but the ducks attacked with quacks and knives . The ninja turtles and Master Splinter hid the pizzas from the evil orange squirrels from Omicron Persei 8 who decided they needed to rid themselves of several brightly colored rabbits. Suddenly, a bearded lady came and began to sing whimsical tunes about my lovely coconuts sitting in a bastion of power and considerable hollowness. Would you consider, should this happen, what would become of the monkey who juggled pies? No? Oh... okay...
Now that we have the story of this wonderful battle between good and the culmination of all things utterly pointless, let's move on. Next we present a peculiar tale of children's card games and people breaking the rules because of ridiculous hairstyles. Hey, wait up! Where the hell, did I put the plotline for
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Post by Shiona on Sept 21, 2010 0:08:29 GMT -5
In the beginning a pig died, and was buried, beneath the tree. Soon it began to rise from the incredible stench of its grave. Reborn as a three-legged chicken that tasted like rotten oranges from the haunted Wal-Mart! Because of this, the chicken did a barrel roll in the aisles. Meanwhile, in Japan ducks were plotting the assassination of King Abraham Lincoln, infamous for abolishing stovepipe hats and rainbow flavored sherbet. The pig-chicken responded with a round-house kick like Chuck Norris but the ducks attacked with quacks and knives . The ninja turtles and Master Splinter hid the pizzas from the evil orange squirrels from Omicron Persei 8 who decided they needed to rid themselves of several brightly colored rabbits. Suddenly, a bearded lady came and began to sing whimsical tunes about my lovely coconuts sitting in a bastion of power and considerable hollowness. Would you consider, should this happen, what would become of the monkey who juggled pies? No? Oh... okay...
Now that we have the story of this wonderful battle between good and the culmination of all things utterly pointless, let's move on. Next we present a peculiar tale of children's card games and people breaking the rules because of ridiculous hairstyles. Hey, wait up! Where the hell, did I put the plotline for this unbelievable story?
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Post by Feather on Sept 21, 2010 0:18:23 GMT -5
In the beginning a pig died, and was buried, beneath the tree. Soon it began to rise from the incredible stench of its grave. Reborn as a three-legged chicken that tasted like rotten oranges from the haunted Wal-Mart! Because of this, the chicken did a barrel roll in the aisles. Meanwhile, in Japan ducks were plotting the assassination of King Abraham Lincoln, infamous for abolishing stovepipe hats and rainbow flavored sherbet. The pig-chicken responded with a round-house kick like Chuck Norris but the ducks attacked with quacks and knives . The ninja turtles and Master Splinter hid the pizzas from the evil orange squirrels from Omicron Persei 8 who decided they needed to rid themselves of several brightly colored rabbits. Suddenly, a bearded lady came and began to sing whimsical tunes about my lovely coconuts sitting in a bastion of power and considerable hollowness. Would you consider, should this happen, what would become of the monkey who juggled pies? No? Oh... okay...
Now that we have the story of this wonderful battle between good and the culmination of all things utterly pointless, let's move on. Next we present a peculiar tale of children's card games and people breaking the rules because of ridiculous hairstyles. Hey, wait up! Where the hell, did I put the plotline for this unbelievable story? Oh! It's next
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Post by Narxus on Sept 21, 2010 23:40:49 GMT -5
In the beginning a pig died, and was buried, beneath the tree. Soon it began to rise from the incredible stench of its grave. Reborn as a three-legged chicken that tasted like rotten oranges from the haunted Wal-Mart! Because of this, the chicken did a barrel roll in the aisles. Meanwhile, in Japan ducks were plotting the assassination of King Abraham Lincoln, infamous for abolishing stovepipe hats and rainbow flavored sherbet. The pig-chicken responded with a round-house kick like Chuck Norris but the ducks attacked with quacks and knives . The ninja turtles and Master Splinter hid the pizzas from the evil orange squirrels from Omicron Persei 8 who decided they needed to rid themselves of several brightly colored rabbits. Suddenly, a bearded lady came and began to sing whimsical tunes about my lovely coconuts sitting in a bastion of power and considerable hollowness. Would you consider, should this happen, what would become of the monkey who juggled pies? No? Oh... okay...
Now that we have the story of this wonderful battle between good and the culmination of all things utterly pointless, let's move on. Next we present a peculiar tale of children's card games and people breaking the rules because of ridiculous hairstyles. Hey, wait up! Where the hell, did I put the plotline for this unbelievable story? Oh! It's next to my incredibly
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Post by Feather on Sept 22, 2010 0:22:59 GMT -5
In the beginning a pig died, and was buried, beneath the tree. Soon it began to rise from the incredible stench of its grave. Reborn as a three-legged chicken that tasted like rotten oranges from the haunted Wal-Mart! Because of this, the chicken did a barrel roll in the aisles. Meanwhile, in Japan ducks were plotting the assassination of King Abraham Lincoln, infamous for abolishing stovepipe hats and rainbow flavored sherbet. The pig-chicken responded with a round-house kick like Chuck Norris but the ducks attacked with quacks and knives . The ninja turtles and Master Splinter hid the pizzas from the evil orange squirrels from Omicron Persei 8 who decided they needed to rid themselves of several brightly colored rabbits. Suddenly, a bearded lady came and began to sing whimsical tunes about my lovely coconuts sitting in a bastion of power and considerable hollowness. Would you consider, should this happen, what would become of the monkey who juggled pies? No? Oh... okay...
Now that we have the story of this wonderful battle between good and the culmination of all things utterly pointless, let's move on. Next we present a peculiar tale of children's card games and people breaking the rules because of ridiculous hairstyles. Hey, wait up! Where the hell, did I put the plotline for this unbelievable story? Oh! It's next to my incredibly large, and beautiful,
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Post by Shiona on Sept 26, 2010 1:20:23 GMT -5
In the beginning a pig died, and was buried, beneath the tree. Soon it began to rise from the incredible stench of its grave. Reborn as a three-legged chicken that tasted like rotten oranges from the haunted Wal-Mart! Because of this, the chicken did a barrel roll in the aisles. Meanwhile, in Japan ducks were plotting the assassination of King Abraham Lincoln, infamous for abolishing stovepipe hats and rainbow flavored sherbet. The pig-chicken responded with a round-house kick like Chuck Norris but the ducks attacked with quacks and knives . The ninja turtles and Master Splinter hid the pizzas from the evil orange squirrels from Omicron Persei 8 who decided they needed to rid themselves of several brightly colored rabbits. Suddenly, a bearded lady came and began to sing whimsical tunes about my lovely coconuts sitting in a bastion of power and considerable hollowness. Would you consider, should this happen, what would become of the monkey who juggled pies? No? Oh... okay...
Now that we have the story of this wonderful battle between good and the culmination of all things utterly pointless, let's move on. Next we present a peculiar tale of children's card games and people breaking the rules because of ridiculous hairstyles. Hey, wait up! Where the hell, did I put the plotline for this unbelievable story? Oh! It's next to my incredibly large, and beautiful, but very deadly
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Post by Feather on Sept 26, 2010 2:07:46 GMT -5
In the beginning a pig died, and was buried, beneath the tree. Soon it began to rise from the incredible stench of its grave. Reborn as a three-legged chicken that tasted like rotten oranges from the haunted Wal-Mart! Because of this, the chicken did a barrel roll in the aisles. Meanwhile, in Japan ducks were plotting the assassination of King Abraham Lincoln, infamous for abolishing stovepipe hats and rainbow flavored sherbet. The pig-chicken responded with a round-house kick like Chuck Norris but the ducks attacked with quacks and knives . The ninja turtles and Master Splinter hid the pizzas from the evil orange squirrels from Omicron Persei 8 who decided they needed to rid themselves of several brightly colored rabbits. Suddenly, a bearded lady came and began to sing whimsical tunes about my lovely coconuts sitting in a bastion of power and considerable hollowness. Would you consider, should this happen, what would become of the monkey who juggled pies? No? Oh... okay...
Now that we have the story of this wonderful battle between good and the culmination of all things utterly pointless, let's move on. Next we present a peculiar tale of children's card games and people breaking the rules because of ridiculous hairstyles. Hey, wait up! Where the hell, did I put the plotline for this unbelievable story? Oh! It's next to my incredibly large, and beautiful, but very deadly cactus. On the
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Post by Devereaux on Sept 26, 2010 15:09:19 GMT -5
In the beginning a pig died, and was buried, beneath the tree. Soon it began to rise from the incredible stench of its grave. Reborn as a three-legged chicken that tasted like rotten oranges from the haunted Wal-Mart! Because of this, the chicken did a barrel roll in the aisles. Meanwhile, in Japan ducks were plotting the assassination of King Abraham Lincoln, infamous for abolishing stovepipe hats and rainbow flavored sherbet. The pig-chicken responded with a round-house kick like Chuck Norris but the ducks attacked with quacks and knives . The ninja turtles and Master Splinter hid the pizzas from the evil orange squirrels from Omicron Persei 8 who decided they needed to rid themselves of several brightly colored rabbits. Suddenly, a bearded lady came and began to sing whimsical tunes about my lovely coconuts sitting in a bastion of power and considerable hollowness. Would you consider, should this happen, what would become of the monkey who juggled pies? No? Oh... okay...
Now that we have the story of this wonderful battle between good and the culmination of all things utterly pointless, let's move on. Next we present a peculiar tale of children's card games and people breaking the rules because of ridiculous hairstyles. Hey, wait up! Where the hell, did I put the plotline for this unbelievable story? Oh! It's next to my incredibly large, and beautiful, but very deadly cactus. On the train to Arizona
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Post by Ethan "Enigma" McKenna on Sept 26, 2010 19:12:56 GMT -5
In the beginning a pig died, and was buried, beneath the tree. Soon it began to rise from the incredible stench of its grave. Reborn as a three-legged chicken that tasted like rotten oranges from the haunted Wal-Mart! Because of this, the chicken did a barrel roll in the aisles. Meanwhile, in Japan ducks were plotting the assassination of King Abraham Lincoln, infamous for abolishing stovepipe hats and rainbow flavored sherbet. The pig-chicken responded with a round-house kick like Chuck Norris but the ducks attacked with quacks and knives . The ninja turtles and Master Splinter hid the pizzas from the evil orange squirrels from Omicron Persei 8 who decided they needed to rid themselves of several brightly colored rabbits. Suddenly, a bearded lady came and began to sing whimsical tunes about my lovely coconuts sitting in a bastion of power and considerable hollowness. Would you consider, should this happen, what would become of the monkey who juggled pies? No? Oh... okay...
Now that we have the story of this wonderful battle between good and the culmination of all things utterly pointless, let's move on. Next we present a peculiar tale of children's card games and people breaking the rules because of ridiculous hairstyles. Hey, wait up! Where the hell, did I put the plotline for this unbelievable story? Oh! It's next to my incredibly large, and beautiful, but very deadly cactus. On the train to Arizona, next to Agatha
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