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Post by marcusbrooklyn on Sept 17, 2010 22:06:41 GMT -5
In the beginning a pig died, and was buried, beneath the tree. Soon it began to rise from the incredible stench of its grave. Reborn as a three-legged chicken that tasted like rotten oranges from the haunted Wal-Mart! Because of this, the chicken did a barrel roll in the aisles. Meanwhile, in Japan ducks were plotting the assassination of King Abraham Lincoln, infamous for abolishing stovepipe hats and rainbow flavored sherbet. The pig-chicken responded with a round-house kick like Chuck Norris but the ducks attacked with quacks and knives . The ninja turtles and Master Splinter hid the pizzas from the evil orange squirrels from Omicron Persei 8 who decided they needed to rid themselves of several brightly colored rabbits. Suddenly, a bearded lady came and began to sing whimsical tunes about my lovely coconuts sitting in a bastion of power and considerable hollowness. Would you consider, should this happen, what would become of the monkey who juggled pies? No? Oh... okay...
Now that we have the story of this wonderful battle between good and the culmination of all things utterly pointless, let's
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Post by Feather on Sept 18, 2010 1:29:28 GMT -5
In the beginning a pig died, and was buried, beneath the tree. Soon it began to rise from the incredible stench of its grave. Reborn as a three-legged chicken that tasted like rotten oranges from the haunted Wal-Mart! Because of this, the chicken did a barrel roll in the aisles. Meanwhile, in Japan ducks were plotting the assassination of King Abraham Lincoln, infamous for abolishing stovepipe hats and rainbow flavored sherbet. The pig-chicken responded with a round-house kick like Chuck Norris but the ducks attacked with quacks and knives . The ninja turtles and Master Splinter hid the pizzas from the evil orange squirrels from Omicron Persei 8 who decided they needed to rid themselves of several brightly colored rabbits. Suddenly, a bearded lady came and began to sing whimsical tunes about my lovely coconuts sitting in a bastion of power and considerable hollowness. Would you consider, should this happen, what would become of the monkey who juggled pies? No? Oh... okay...
Now that we have the story of this wonderful battle between good and the culmination of all things utterly pointless, let's move on. Next
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Post by Shiona on Sept 18, 2010 1:42:33 GMT -5
In the beginning a pig died, and was buried, beneath the tree. Soon it began to rise from the incredible stench of its grave. Reborn as a three-legged chicken that tasted like rotten oranges from the haunted Wal-Mart! Because of this, the chicken did a barrel roll in the aisles. Meanwhile, in Japan ducks were plotting the assassination of King Abraham Lincoln, infamous for abolishing stovepipe hats and rainbow flavored sherbet. The pig-chicken responded with a round-house kick like Chuck Norris but the ducks attacked with quacks and knives . The ninja turtles and Master Splinter hid the pizzas from the evil orange squirrels from Omicron Persei 8 who decided they needed to rid themselves of several brightly colored rabbits. Suddenly, a bearded lady came and began to sing whimsical tunes about my lovely coconuts sitting in a bastion of power and considerable hollowness. Would you consider, should this happen, what would become of the monkey who juggled pies? No? Oh... okay...
Now that we have the story of this wonderful battle between good and the culmination of all things utterly pointless, let's move on. Next we present a
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Post by Ethan "Enigma" McKenna on Sept 18, 2010 14:29:27 GMT -5
In the beginning a pig died, and was buried, beneath the tree. Soon it began to rise from the incredible stench of its grave. Reborn as a three-legged chicken that tasted like rotten oranges from the haunted Wal-Mart! Because of this, the chicken did a barrel roll in the aisles. Meanwhile, in Japan ducks were plotting the assassination of King Abraham Lincoln, infamous for abolishing stovepipe hats and rainbow flavored sherbet. The pig-chicken responded with a round-house kick like Chuck Norris but the ducks attacked with quacks and knives . The ninja turtles and Master Splinter hid the pizzas from the evil orange squirrels from Omicron Persei 8 who decided they needed to rid themselves of several brightly colored rabbits. Suddenly, a bearded lady came and began to sing whimsical tunes about my lovely coconuts sitting in a bastion of power and considerable hollowness. Would you consider, should this happen, what would become of the monkey who juggled pies? No? Oh... okay...
Now that we have the story of this wonderful battle between good and the culmination of all things utterly pointless, let's move on. Next we present a peculiar tale of
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Post by marcusbrooklyn on Sept 18, 2010 15:01:37 GMT -5
In the beginning a pig died, and was buried, beneath the tree. Soon it began to rise from the incredible stench of its grave. Reborn as a three-legged chicken that tasted like rotten oranges from the haunted Wal-Mart! Because of this, the chicken did a barrel roll in the aisles. Meanwhile, in Japan ducks were plotting the assassination of King Abraham Lincoln, infamous for abolishing stovepipe hats and rainbow flavored sherbet. The pig-chicken responded with a round-house kick like Chuck Norris but the ducks attacked with quacks and knives . The ninja turtles and Master Splinter hid the pizzas from the evil orange squirrels from Omicron Persei 8 who decided they needed to rid themselves of several brightly colored rabbits. Suddenly, a bearded lady came and began to sing whimsical tunes about my lovely coconuts sitting in a bastion of power and considerable hollowness. Would you consider, should this happen, what would become of the monkey who juggled pies? No? Oh... okay...
Now that we have the story of this wonderful battle between good and the culmination of all things utterly pointless, let's move on. Next we present a peculiar tale of children's card games
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Post by Feather on Sept 18, 2010 20:28:48 GMT -5
In the beginning a pig died, and was buried, beneath the tree. Soon it began to rise from the incredible stench of its grave. Reborn as a three-legged chicken that tasted like rotten oranges from the haunted Wal-Mart! Because of this, the chicken did a barrel roll in the aisles. Meanwhile, in Japan ducks were plotting the assassination of King Abraham Lincoln, infamous for abolishing stovepipe hats and rainbow flavored sherbet. The pig-chicken responded with a round-house kick like Chuck Norris but the ducks attacked with quacks and knives . The ninja turtles and Master Splinter hid the pizzas from the evil orange squirrels from Omicron Persei 8 who decided they needed to rid themselves of several brightly colored rabbits. Suddenly, a bearded lady came and began to sing whimsical tunes about my lovely coconuts sitting in a bastion of power and considerable hollowness. Would you consider, should this happen, what would become of the monkey who juggled pies? No? Oh... okay...
Now that we have the story of this wonderful battle between good and the culmination of all things utterly pointless, let's move on. Next we present a peculiar tale of children's card games and people breaking
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Post by marcusbrooklyn on Sept 18, 2010 21:10:05 GMT -5
In the beginning a pig died, and was buried, beneath the tree. Soon it began to rise from the incredible stench of its grave. Reborn as a three-legged chicken that tasted like rotten oranges from the haunted Wal-Mart! Because of this, the chicken did a barrel roll in the aisles. Meanwhile, in Japan ducks were plotting the assassination of King Abraham Lincoln, infamous for abolishing stovepipe hats and rainbow flavored sherbet. The pig-chicken responded with a round-house kick like Chuck Norris but the ducks attacked with quacks and knives . The ninja turtles and Master Splinter hid the pizzas from the evil orange squirrels from Omicron Persei 8 who decided they needed to rid themselves of several brightly colored rabbits. Suddenly, a bearded lady came and began to sing whimsical tunes about my lovely coconuts sitting in a bastion of power and considerable hollowness. Would you consider, should this happen, what would become of the monkey who juggled pies? No? Oh... okay...
Now that we have the story of this wonderful battle between good and the culmination of all things utterly pointless, let's move on. Next we present a peculiar tale of children's card games and people breaking the rules because
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Post by Shiona on Sept 18, 2010 21:41:14 GMT -5
In the beginning a pig died, and was buried, beneath the tree. Soon it began to rise from the incredible stench of its grave. Reborn as a three-legged chicken that tasted like rotten oranges from the haunted Wal-Mart! Because of this, the chicken did a barrel roll in the aisles. Meanwhile, in Japan ducks were plotting the assassination of King Abraham Lincoln, infamous for abolishing stovepipe hats and rainbow flavored sherbet. The pig-chicken responded with a round-house kick like Chuck Norris but the ducks attacked with quacks and knives . The ninja turtles and Master Splinter hid the pizzas from the evil orange squirrels from Omicron Persei 8 who decided they needed to rid themselves of several brightly colored rabbits. Suddenly, a bearded lady came and began to sing whimsical tunes about my lovely coconuts sitting in a bastion of power and considerable hollowness. Would you consider, should this happen, what would become of the monkey who juggled pies? No? Oh... okay...
Now that we have the story of this wonderful battle between good and the culmination of all things utterly pointless, let's move on. Next we present a peculiar tale of children's card games and people breaking the rules because of ridiculous hairstyles.
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Post by marcusbrooklyn on Sept 18, 2010 22:51:06 GMT -5
In the beginning a pig died, and was buried, beneath the tree. Soon it began to rise from the incredible stench of its grave. Reborn as a three-legged chicken that tasted like rotten oranges from the haunted Wal-Mart! Because of this, the chicken did a barrel roll in the aisles. Meanwhile, in Japan ducks were plotting the assassination of King Abraham Lincoln, infamous for abolishing stovepipe hats and rainbow flavored sherbet. The pig-chicken responded with a round-house kick like Chuck Norris but the ducks attacked with quacks and knives . The ninja turtles and Master Splinter hid the pizzas from the evil orange squirrels from Omicron Persei 8 who decided they needed to rid themselves of several brightly colored rabbits. Suddenly, a bearded lady came and began to sing whimsical tunes about my lovely coconuts sitting in a bastion of power and considerable hollowness. Would you consider, should this happen, what would become of the monkey who juggled pies? No? Oh... okay...
Now that we have the story of this wonderful battle between good and the culmination of all things utterly pointless, let's move on. Next we present a peculiar tale of children's card games and people breaking the rules because of ridiculous hairstyles. Hey, wait up!
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Post by Feather on Sept 18, 2010 23:10:14 GMT -5
In the beginning a pig died, and was buried, beneath the tree. Soon it began to rise from the incredible stench of its grave. Reborn as a three-legged chicken that tasted like rotten oranges from the haunted Wal-Mart! Because of this, the chicken did a barrel roll in the aisles. Meanwhile, in Japan ducks were plotting the assassination of King Abraham Lincoln, infamous for abolishing stovepipe hats and rainbow flavored sherbet. The pig-chicken responded with a round-house kick like Chuck Norris but the ducks attacked with quacks and knives . The ninja turtles and Master Splinter hid the pizzas from the evil orange squirrels from Omicron Persei 8 who decided they needed to rid themselves of several brightly colored rabbits. Suddenly, a bearded lady came and began to sing whimsical tunes about my lovely coconuts sitting in a bastion of power and considerable hollowness. Would you consider, should this happen, what would become of the monkey who juggled pies? No? Oh... okay...
Now that we have the story of this wonderful battle between good and the culmination of all things utterly pointless, let's move on. Next we present a peculiar tale of children's card games and people breaking the rules because of ridiculous hairstyles. Hey, wait up! Where the hell
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